I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups
if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah thats fukin right son u look at me when im talking to u
thank you mymathlab
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DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME
DONT CHA
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halloween more like hollaween ayyyy
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shoutout to my computer screen for having to stare at my face all day and not throwing itself out a window
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